I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just cropdusted the office
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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