I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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