oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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