i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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