I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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