Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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