It's Friday. Sex?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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