Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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