a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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