i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
