that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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