Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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