I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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