Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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