Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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