meet me or not, i'm out of control
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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