Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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