also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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