Cold hands, warm shart.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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