If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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