its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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