Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You pole danced in your parka.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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