Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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