so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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