sorry about calling you the devil all night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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