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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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