so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Ladies don't puke and tell
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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