Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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