When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i drank out of a bidet.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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