how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Also, beer. Big fan.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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