Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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