she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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