Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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