He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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