Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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