god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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