Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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