we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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