He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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