Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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