I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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