Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
