My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
