problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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