It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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