Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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