HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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