you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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