drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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