what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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